YOU TAKE THE VALUABLE GOLDEN RING

Gollum says “What has it got in its pockets?”.
The horrible goblin attacks you.
With one well placed blow the horrible goblin cleaves your skull.
You are dead.
You have mastered 12.5% of this adventure.


BASTARD GAME. After playing it for more than 20 years I still can’t complete the bloody thing.

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6 Responses to YOU TAKE THE VALUABLE GOLDEN RING

  1. CatM says:

    Did it really only take 9 minutes for you to complete the last four entries?

    If you pardon the unfortunate turn of phrase…

  2. CatM says:

    Of course I meant 11 minutes.

    Possibly.

  3. Unc says:

    You need the large rusty key which is under the battered cod piece and then decant 12939 which will awaken the mercenary. Do not try to open the cellar ’cause to spill the salt is most unlucky.

  4. Alf says:

    Now nine – or eleven – minutes would be an impressive tally even for me.

  5. Bert Jammin says:

    Of course, Gollum wasn’t a goblin though.

  6. Alf says:

    You are right, but the NPC “The Horrible Goblin” was.

    Gollum just happened to say something before the Horrible Goblin clouted me one.

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