You know that email that’s going round at the minute? You know the one I mean. The one with the “look out for bad drivers, they’re the ones with flags on their cars”.
Stop sending it to me. I’ve seen it. I’ve read it. I appreciate it. I saw it before you did, in fact. I wrote it. I carried it in my womb. I hatched it from an egg. It spawned from me when I got some water on me.
Yes, they’re fuckwits for having the flags, let’s just ignore them. How about that? Eh? EH?
Actually I’ve got a great wheeze. I’m going to order up a couple of million German flags and then go around the country, removing the England flags and replacing them with the German ones.