I appear to be in the process of being adopted by a cat.
He kinda wanders around my garden, lets himself into the kitchen, steals my food… that sort of thing. In fact I’ve just got back from yet-more-pc-fixing to discover “something” has been eating the barbecue charcoals from last night. Mainly the ones with the fish carcasses on them.
Poor thing, obviously rather peckish. I’ll make him some Weetabix in the morning.
Question is: do I allow myself to be adopted or do I spray him with water and shout things like “bugger off!”?