1. Why the gimps at the Tax Office think I’ve not paid the stamp duty on my now blood-stained house. (I have. Here’s a clue for you fuckwit taxmen: When checking to see if you’ve had the Stamp Duty for a PROPERTY, how about doing the search using the “Address” as the primary search criteria, rather than “Owner’s Name” which, it happens, you’ve got WRONG. There is no such person as the name the letter is addressed to. Idiots).

2. Why BT (who have a Direct Debit set up for my account) have sent me a Red Reminder Bill, pay within 10 days or we go to “Vinny & Associates c/o Down The Docks”?

Oh, that’ll be because this is the UK in 2006.


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