counting news

I was happy to see that Sainsbury’s supermarkets now have their quick-service tills correctly labeled as “Five items or fewer”.

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8 Responses to counting news

  1. wouldubuyausedcarfromim says:

    None the less

  2. Alf says:

    Nonetheless what?

  3. Furtivesneekyperson says:

    Trust me..
    I’m a lawyer!

  4. stuffwenoweno says:

    How about which of these is correct then…?
    ‘up to half price’
    ‘possible queues’
    ‘advanced warning’
    ‘50% less fat’
    ‘may contain nuts’
    ‘axis of evil’
    ‘vista chow mein’

  5. Alf says:

    My favourite is “virtually fat free”.
    So is it “fat free” or not? Oh it’s “virtually” fat free.
    That means that it’s not then. It’s “low in fat”.

  6. Furtivesneekyperson says:

    Or ‘Nothing works faster’.
    Gimmie sumathat then.
    Yo!

  7. Alf says:

    “Kills germs dead longer!”

    They come back to life again?? After you’ve killed them??

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