Woo! We’re getting a new £20 note. And it’s a testament to how the Bank of England is totally independent an’ everyfink, because it looks like politics has entered your wallet (even more literally than before). Let’s look at the exciting new features of the new note:
1. It has a famous Scottish economist on it (can you think of another one, children?)
2. It features the word “labour”
Which makes it Officially The Most Dull Bank Note In Existence. No counterfitter will go near it for fear of dropping off whilst studying it closely.
* Look out for the new tenner which has David Bellamy and the phrase “Does great work for conservative-vation.”
* And the fiver with Ming Campbell and “GORDON’S ALIVE!?” written on it.