My colleague, Stu, has recently “come out” as a crazy man.
In an idle office-based chat, he declared that “Rich tea biscuits with butter on them is luuuvly”.
I scoffed at this assertion, but Stu has clung on to the vague hope that somewhere out there is someone else with the same ideas as him.
Finally, he found this place, which he believes puts everything straight and absolves him of any accusations of insanity.
But what does he know? He’s mad.