counting up the pills

Thank you for coming back home to boredofjam.

I’ve been poorly.

Over the last month I’ve taken:
56 x Sodium penicillin tablets
84 x penicillin VX tablets
at least:
32 x ibuprofen tablets
16 x dispersable aspirin
32 x paracetamol
32 x Merocaine sweets
1 x bottle of DequaSpray
and:
1 x piss in a bottle which revealed nothing to the medical professionals who analysed it
also:
20 – 30 x pots “Bio Active” yogurt
5 x 2 litre bottles of squash
15 x litre cartons of sugar-free cranberry juice drink
along with:
herbal remedies a-go-go
vitamin C capsules.

And yes, I fuckin’ rattle.

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4 Responses to counting up the pills

  1. unc says:

    Still swearin then. As long as you just Rattle and don’t Hum.
    Welcome back
    or
    come back well
    or
    ……
    Yo! right atcha Nef
    Unc (wot pays taxes so you can ‘rattle’)
    đŸ˜‰
    x

  2. Paul says:

    I think the main problem here is that you’ve been drinking your own piss.

  3. Alf says:

    Actually Paul, I think the main problem is that I’ve been drinking your piss.

  4. Paul says:

    Mine is nutritionally balanced and contains no bad stuff. this is beacuse I only drink Carling Extra Cold. BRRRR!

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