August 15, 2007

Another month, another throat infection.

Chalk up another 56 x Phenoxymethyl Penicillin 250mg, more yogurt, more squash, more fruit juice and 8 x ibuprofen tablets to this list.

I’ll let you do the maths and work out whether I’m a prime candidate for the “He’s gonna die from MRSA” award.

tescos selling instruments of torture

August 15, 2007

Just don’t ever ask for a refund… you may find yourself down an appendage.


[Pic: A value hand shredder? and all for the bargain support-your-local-terrorist-cell price of just £3.87 a piece…]

today i have mainly been buying

August 15, 2007

It would seem that the Powers-That-Be at the Kettle Chips Company believe it to be winter.

I have just bought a bag of their “Mature Cheddar and Burgundy (a vintage combination)” crisps to find:

(1.) They don’t taste of anything
(2.) They have the words “just for winter” printed on the packet

Now I’m not saying anything, but, well, it’s still August. And despite all the crappy weather we’ve suffered, well, it’s still August. Can’t wait for September to arrive and herald the “just for Christmas” range of snacks…