lazy, predictable, 86 minutes lost

Aliens Vs Predator Requiem, I cannot be bothered to hate you.

You are just various pieces (entire scenes, lines of dialogue) from the first four Alien films and bits-and-bobs from the Predator films and a handy scene from Gremlins (for good measure). Apart from the bit where that blonde girl strips down to her underwear, you have no redeeming features.

The screen is too dark and the scenes suffer from the current trend in films, when they realise the CGI sucks, of being edited too quickly so you can’t see what’s going on with the creatures. It might have been and Alien fighting a Predator, but to be honest, it might as well have been Noddy vs Bob The Builder. At least Noddy and Bob can act.

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