pubthursday’s pubquestion of the pubweek

Q. If it takes an infinite number of monkeys to come up with Shakespeare, is there a sliding scale of monkey quantity to get other author’s works? For example, 5 monkeys should be just about OK for most of Michael Crichton’s stuff.

Discuss, using diagrams if necessary to clarify your opinions.

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voyeurism in the car

This morning, whilst stuck in the traffic on Argyle Street, I decided to eat a banana.

It was a very tasty, fair trade banana.

However, the lady in the car in front of me was enjoying the view in her rear-view mirror far too much.

*sobs* I feel violated!