swine flu (to the tune of “sex bomb” by mousse t and tom jones

Swine flu, swine flu
I’ve got swine flu
Got some H1N1
And I don’t know what to do
Swine flu, swine flu
I’ve got swine flu
Gonna cough and splutter
Gonna pass it on to you

(etc)

Further to this, there are now reports of further sicknesses about to hit the world:
Fly flu
Flea flu
Trains Syndrome (Choo-choo flu)
Potato disease (Tuber-culosis)
Teacher flu (aka the Academic Pandemic)
Jetlag (flew flu)

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2 Responses to swine flu (to the tune of “sex bomb” by mousse t and tom jones

  1. Fiona says:

    I *still* like baa ram fl-ewe ;o)

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