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September 18, 2009Readerer.
My apologies for no recent updates. There’s not a lot to report when one spends all day writing one’s CV and trying to make oneself look brilliantly fab. Not that I would ever condone creative writing being used to tempt a future employer.
So don’t do it, kids. Just don’t. It’s wrong and deceitful.
Do drugs instead.