why 3d tv will fail, annotated guide below:

1. You look like a twat wearing those stupid fucking 3D glasses.

ampr0n

You like looking at pictures, don’t you?

Picture one, full frontal.
Picture two, rear entry points.

Now, how about you team that honey up with this beauty:

Picture one, titties.
Picture two, arse.

Sexy details here in this obviously-only-geeks-read-this-stuff PDF (warning: PDF). I mean!  As if we’ll fall for the old two-girls-hugging-on-a-sofa ruse? Maybe they’ll snog and undress and love each other in a way that only two women together can…

So, my order’s in.