1. You look like a twat wearing those stupid fucking 3D glasses.
You like looking at pictures, don’t you?
Now, how about you team that honey up with this beauty:
Sexy details here in this obviously-only-geeks-read-this-stuff PDF (warning: PDF). I mean! As if we’ll fall for the old two-girls-hugging-on-a-sofa ruse? Maybe they’ll snog and undress and love each other in a way that only two women together can…
So, my order’s in.