Have this link. It made me chuckle thanks to its expert demonstration of a professional wanker demonstrating classic wankery.
Starting off by comparing some in-ear headphones to floor-standing speakers as a way of justifying this hand moistening, self indulgent pocket shuffling, is pure grade-A wank in a gold bucket.
I have a feeling that Steve Guttenberg, whilst not not-starring in Police Academy films is the sort of fella who will spunk out on $1500 HDMI cables. Literally.
But, whatever floats your boat. Enjoy listening to them badly encoded MP3s, y’all.