minutes from the synod

Hello everybody and welcome to the Synod.

I’d like to introduce our new Archbishop who is joining us on a six month rolling contract.

Justin is here to help us transition from The Church of England to our new brand, British Jesus. Our slogan has just been approved, and I’m pleased to unveil it as “Knocking Nails Into The Wrists Of Society”.

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