December 19, 2012
We all love this time of year, don’t we? The dark nights, the germs, the price of gas and electricity through the roof.
So for all of us, I’ve made a special e-card which can be printed out and hung either way up to tell everyone exactly what you think of Christmas.
December 24, 2010
This year’s boredofjam ecards are here.
Enjoy ’em, yo? (it’s a PDF, be warned)
December 21, 2009
Salutations of great Christmas joy to you and yours. Get your free* e-cards here.
Update: card 3
card 4 (yet to come)
Also, don’t forget all previous years’ entries: voila, voila, voila, voila, voila, and this one cos it makes me laugh still, and I drew it.
Edit for Mme Rostance’s sake, she’d have killed me had she seen it…
December 10, 2009
Buz mentioned to me that he wants a Nintendo Wii for Christmas. Buz is a gamer, so this rather confused me.
“Buz,” I said. “You are a gamer. You should want a Playbox or a Station 360. Why oh why do you want a Wii?”
Buz said, “I have a gaming platform. It is my PC.”
“Mmm.” I agreed. Buz plays games on Windows. Like sol.exe and MineSweeper.
“So I just want a thing to play Wii Tennis on.”
“Ah yes,” I said. “Help Mario as he struggles through Half a league/half a league/Half a league onward/All in the valley of Death/Rode the six hundred.”
We laughed. We are scholars.
December 18, 2008
Instead of going out and doing Christmas shopping this evening, I stayed in and did this third exclusive card. For you. Just you.
Friends, relatives: You have no presents this year.
The final design will be with you quick-sharp.
December 17, 2008
As usual, I’m too much of a lazy tosspot to send out Christmas cards to the majority of my friends, acquaintances, family, etc etc.
Here are two exclusive designs for you for this year. I’ll do another two in the next few days*.
Download and print ’em out, they’re exclusively for you.
Happy Christmas Readers!
*This is not a promise. Or a fact. This is a vague possibility.