June 21, 2021
Son, if there’s one thing that you need to know, one simple thing that will keep you safe in this big, horrible world it is this: Don’t get a second Covid-19 jab on the same day you cut down your anti-depressant medication by a quarter. Your body is going to hate you very much for the entire weekend.
But there is bright news, son. It is this: You will feel 90% fine the time Monday comes around and you are back working.
November 12, 2012
>I see I’ve ticked the pervert box<
I texted back:
>Dear god woman, you can’t do that!<
>Well if you put all us perverts in the same box, we’d enjoy it so much we’d never want to leave.<
She never texted back. Which is a good job. I could never love a woman that can’t properly punctuate.
March 7, 2011
Fuck you and your fixed daily charge. WHAT THE FUCK?!
Fuck you and your letter that arrived today, (I paraphrase) “from March 2 we will be putting the prices up ahahahaha”. It’s MARCH THE FUCKING SEVENTH YOU CUNTS.
Fuck you and your “the price of buying electricity and gas has been going up”. No it hasn’t.
Oh. And did I mention… Fuck you.