Thank you for coming back home to boredofjam.
I’ve been poorly.
Over the last month I’ve taken:
56 x Sodium penicillin tablets
84 x penicillin VX tablets
at least:
32 x ibuprofen tablets
16 x dispersable aspirin
32 x paracetamol
32 x Merocaine sweets
1 x bottle of DequaSpray
and:
1 x piss in a bottle which revealed nothing to the medical professionals who analysed it
also:
20 – 30 x pots “Bio Active” yogurt
5 x 2 litre bottles of squash
15 x litre cartons of sugar-free cranberry juice drink
along with:
herbal remedies a-go-go
vitamin C capsules.
And yes, I fuckin’ rattle.
Still swearin then. As long as you just Rattle and don’t Hum.
Welcome back
or
come back well
or
……
Yo! right atcha Nef
Unc (wot pays taxes so you can ‘rattle’)
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I think the main problem here is that you’ve been drinking your own piss.
Actually Paul, I think the main problem is that I’ve been drinking your piss.
Mine is nutritionally balanced and contains no bad stuff. this is beacuse I only drink Carling Extra Cold. BRRRR!